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I don't believe in ghosts. I used to, but I don't anymore. However, I do believe there is some yet unexplained freaky shit in the universe, and this is my story.A bit of context. My pappaw owns 80 acres more or less near Corydon Indiana. My...
Even though my last paper was not due until next Monday, I put a hurt on it today, and got finished. I am done with everything I have to do to graduate. Now, I just sit back and hope that I did not fail anything. It feels a little bit like...
First, on the trial I watched, my friend Dave did the opening statement. The trial was for a school superintendent charged with four counts of third degree sodomy, which happened thirty years ago. There's no statute of limitations on delayed...
I sat in on this trial today. Pretty damn interesting. http://www.whas11.com/education/stories/WHAS11_TOP_Skaggs.25cbcbd.html...
So, I went to my yearly physical today. Except in my case, its been four years, b/c I'm lazy and degenerate. I'm in the dog house with my gynecologist for my sedentary, smoking, drinking, stressed out lifestyle. Anyhoo, when the time came...
Zule got me early this morning. My big idea for a prank was to call around from my IRS extention at my internship that shows up on caller id as "US GOVERNMENT" and tell them they'd been randomly audited. However, since that's...
Twice today, I was told I offended someone when I was not intending to do so. Now, I have no problem being offensive or abrasive as the case may be on purpose, but to find out I'm inadvertently going around being a dick, this is hard to take. ...
I do solemnly
swear (or affirm, as the case may be) that I will support the Constitution of the United
States and the Constitution of this Commonwealth, and be faithful and true to the
Commonwealth of Kentucky so long as I continue a citizen...
I have to brag up on my kids. They are both spoiled brats, but they are truly smart. The teenage one is nearly self sufficient and is completely self centered. She took off for a field trip and took the hair dryer, which she had begged...
I have this stupid moot court, which the only thing that is keeping me from going postal is that I get to go to White Plains New York, and potentially go see NYC, which for god knows what reason, I've never visited. Anyway, I have to argue from...
It snowed, so I stayed home with the kids. I really did nothing but laze around all day and use the internet. My mom spent the nite last nite b/c of the weather, so that was nice. I am totally ready to get out of the house though. ...
I love my family.I love my husband's stoicism, defied only by a nostril flare that I can alone detect. I love my daugher's snubbed nose and her flash of braces and her myspace profile status update. I love my small son for his continuous delusion since...
Everyone asked why I was doing a tax externship. Because I get to litigate me some bitches, myself, in Federal Court. I had a trial last Monday, and did not faint. That was good. Plus the judge framed his own legal issue and then all...
And a random student asked me "Do you go to the law school?" I said, "Yep" and they said, "I knew it, you look like a lawyer." Thank you TJ Maxx. Usually I look wear sweats and an angry look to school, but today, I had to go to my internship, and...
I have gotten a gift that I don't like. The problem is, its something that the giver may notice is not prominently on display when visiting my house. I have no idea what to do. Maybe I'll say that I liked it so much that I put it in my bedroom. No one...
For the second and hopefully last time in my life, I'm teaching a child how to tie shoes. You know, make an x, put it through the bridge, make bunnie ears, cross the ears and push it through. Easy in concept, once you've got it. My tiny man is lying on...
I woke up this morning, and my son had filled his older sister's shoes with ball bearings from his magnetix set. He had mentioned something last nite about an invention to make Dbot fall down, but i was not really listening. Those two hate each...
I am now a sahm until I can find a different center for my booboobear. We've had a great day. He woke up eager for "school at home", b/c he thinks he's like our close friend's little boy, who is home schooled. In other news, he helped me seal all...
I think my four year old is getting expelled from preschool, for bad behavior. My cat has a bald patch on his eyebrow from a glue gun incident. I went on an awesome tour of Locust Grove today, as a field trip chaperone, and bonded with...
You know, really, two weeks ago today, I was convinced my pappaw was near death. The man has nearly recovered! (not to jinx him.) I went with him to physical therapy today and watched. It was really interesting stuff. There was a dwarf. ...
Except for having to finish my writing requirement tomorrow, I'm done. I already have a draft, albeit a shoddy one, so its not going to be that difficult. Then some law school buddies and I are getting together to commiserate our lack of employment...
It turns out it was not a brain fog, it was a virus that lead to a double ear infection. I thought it was the onset of a depressive state. For those of you that don't suffer from clinical depression, now that I'm functioning normally, I can...
I swear, I must be going brain dead or something. I think its from a sinus/ ear infection I have. I have a paper due on the 19th. For some reason I think the 19th is next Tuesday, not Monday, even though I have it written on the day on a calendar. ...
First off, yesterday, on a whim, I decided to log onto the sprint website and see if my daughter was talking too much when it was not a night or weekend. I had continuously warned her not to, and I warned her that text messages were 15 cents a piece,...
1. tanning bed much?2. Better luck retaining custody from the state with this baby.3. I don't want to play the clothespin game.4. Yes, I brought my son, a male, to this sacred ritual.5. Yes, he's very happy that he won a floral arrangement (pink) as a...