Fuct up rants

bin Laden or G.W. Bush?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/28/bush.binladen.reut/index.html

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

I am going to print this and give it to my wife to see what she says. I will post an update when I get a reply.

UPDATE 2/22/06 8:35am EST:

So I took the images of the contract and changed the names with Photoshop. Last night, while she was doing dishes I stopped her and asked her to read and sign the contract. After drying her hands she read it while laughing and asking me where I got it. I explained that I had written it many years ago and that she needed to sign it. And to my surprise she did sign it. I am going to give her an extra GBD for not putting up a fight about it.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/02/21/funeral.motorcyclists.ap/index.html

I would convert to Christianity if it would make Phelps burn in hell

Wife: “Did you do anything for Valentine’s Day?”

Me: “You know, I think Valentine’s Day is just another corporate generated Hallmark holiday. I might do sometime every few years, but not this one”

Wife: “Thank a lot asshole.” hands me a heart shaped box of chocolate

It seems that my general disgust toward holidays isn’t allowed on this one. I’m off to a store to buy overpriced chocolate. I’ll never pay $50 for fucking roses though.

Lola sent me this link:

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/torino2006/news?slug=ap-ske-lundhearing&prov=ap&type=lgns

I think someone needs to start a new Olympics. One that encourages drug enhancement. Imagine how much fun it would be to watch some asshole suffering from bitch-tit jump 3" more than anyone else... The ratings would be off the hook.

Until that day we are stuck with the boring drug-free Olympics that know one cares about anymore.