It never fails. Everytime I buy a twelve-pack of Heineken at my Kroger, there is some PTAmom who says "HI!" in a fake hi pitched voice and then stares at my beer. Today, more disturbingly, an entire flock of PTAmoms saw me buying heineken (and only heineken) as they oversaw their adorable little evil girl scouts selling cookies in the cold. So far, I had managed to hold out against the evil cookies. But tonite, I bought some samoas. MMMM.