posted on Sunday, March 13, 2005 8:33 AM by mexikali luchadoria

Ex-Stripper in the Burbs

I have a terrible migraine. I have to fly for eleven hours today. I hope the in flight movies don't suck, but I rather suspect they shall. I hate to fly, so I am filling a sipper cup with chardonnay and taking an emergency vicodin with me.

 Dbot is digging through her stuff looking for the power cord for her ipod. She was finally in the mood to download itunes (her step mom gave her an itunes gift certificate and I've gotten a lot of free song downloads from the bottletops of the diet pepsis I drink), and she can't do it until she charges the ipod up. Her daddy spoils her recklessly: a trip to france,a tiffany necklace and the ipod. Everytime she comes back from his house, she has a certain european condencention to all things Kentucky.  She abruptly lost the tiffany necklace and I grounded her until she found it. I think I was more pissed than anything. Never in my life has anyone gotten me anything from tiffany & co, and here she is 11 and has a tiffany necklace. So my punishment was arbitrary and capricious and predicated in jealousy. The Legalists of the Qin state would not approve. The necklace turned up.

Flashback ex-stripper scare: about a month ago, my neighbor down the street, the one no one has ever seen, was mowing his yard. When I finally saw him, I freaked out. He was an old customer of mine who used to make me sit with him  for drinks and he would always try to tongue kiss me. He was a total perv. Let this be a lesson, when you are eighteen,  don't blow your future by stripping. The freaky customers may end up being your suburban neighbors. I won't let my kids go near his house. I think he lives with his elderly mom.


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