Did you ever read Choke? well, I really did almost choke tonite at the derby dinner playhouse production of Aint Misbehaving, and no one tried to save me with the heimlich. Prior to the show, they serve a dinner buffet, which included pot roast, which was hard to cut with my butter knife. So, I had taken on a larger piece than I intended. After I finished my coughing spell, I wiped my eyes to get rid of the mascara, unfortunately, it hurt. I had gotten horseradish on my hands and somehow got it in my eyes. I was really fu*ked up there for a minute or two.
not as fuc*ed up as this.
http://rush68.net/~dave/crap/story.htm
that is so sick.