posted on Sunday, April 17, 2005 12:52 PM by mexikali luchadoria

AWAKE = DESPERTAD Jehovah's Witnesses Rock!

I taught sunday school this morning. I am unitarian-universalist www.uua.org

People may think that my teaching sunday school is a non-sequitor, but actually, I am rather fond of church.

Right before I left this morning, two young Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door and gave me the most recent version of Awake and the Watchtower. Being me, I read them. It turns out Jehovah's Witnesses, like Unitarians, find no scriptural basis for the Trinity. I find this very interesting. It also may indicate the reason for which when I took the religion finder test at www.beliefnet.org, I came out 100% Unitarian Universalist, 99% Secular Humanist and 77% Jehovah's Witness. I had hoped I was Methodist or something else normal, but apparently not.

A week ago, at the Flealand, I had actually nabbed a an Awake magazine that the Witnesses put out in spanish. Apparently, "*upside down*! Despertad !" means "Awake". If I were a religion, I would totally go after the Mexicans. They are a devout people and prolific as hell.

 

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