My dad is coming to visit. Mind you, he just said "I'll be there Wednesday for a week." Luckily my sister is hosting. I got a phone call this morning from my dad and my 24 year old fillipina step-mom on the road, and here is the follow up results, from AIM.
Me: word. I have a weird request for you.
BAAL: ok
BAAL: I'll have a wierd response for you
Me: can you pick up my 24 year old stepmothers teeth bridge in marietta georgia? she left it at a hotel.
BAAL: sure
BAAL: what hotel?
ME: Sleep Inn. Fowerferry place off of 1-75. 770-952-9005.
BAAL: Powerferry?
BAAL: I think that's right near my work
ME: right. she is filippina and i thought she said "fowerferry"
ME: i made her spell it, but I was still perplexed as shit.
ME: You are quality.
BAAL: I'm just trying to think of how I will explain my relationship to her
BAAL: "My daughter's step-grandmother"
ME: say you knew her in cebu.
ME: from the mail catalog
ME: cebu?
BAAL: what is her name?
ME: cebu phillipines
ME: *Edited*
BAAL: and I'm asking for her teeth?
ME: yes.
ME: this whole chat is cracking me up. and its serious.
BAAL: I'm laughing
BAAL: should I speak with anyone in particular?
ME: i have no fucking idea.
BAAL: I just talked to the dude
BAAL: and he was like "yes, excellent, the tooth is here"
BAAL: If I get shot, tell DBOT I love her