My husband is gone to California. Sounds like fun. Not! He has to drive around on pharmacy deliveries, sounds like he's going to be the Cialis Ice Cream Man. I love the Cialis commercial.. voice over: "if you have an erection for more than four hours, go to a hospital".. Speaking of hospitals.
Funny Potato Story:
One of my friends works in corrections at a state prison in the psych ward. He was at work one day, and he ended up having to deal with an inmate with an idaho potato in his ass. Apparently, the inmate could not afford anything from the canteen, and wanted the potato to eat later. My friend had to take the dude to the hospital, whereby, eight hours later, the potato was extracted, after ass surgery. My friend had to bag it in an evidence bag. The best quote of the story from my friend's ordeal is when he was in the OR with the potatoman. "I had on scrubs, gloves and a mask, and a gun under my scrubs, in case the dude got rowdy...but he wasn't going anywhere."
Compared to this, my life is uneventful. I did ask for my friend to obtain some "clean" evidence bags. I'm going to send Dbot's lunch in them to Shakespeare camp. Maybe I'll send a potato.