posted on Wednesday, June 08, 2005 3:10 PM by mexikali luchadoria

Crayons

I can never find anything to write with in my house besides crayons. Crayons are everywhere, pens are not. When an important call comes through, and I have to take a message, I always end up writing with a yellow crayon on white paper, and cannot read it later. Either that or I have to run downstairs and send myself an email with the number. Or write with a sharpie.

This morning, I let Sweatone help me wash dishes. In one quick move, he jumped into the sink. He is a jedi master I think.

Does being gay affect your driving?

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&e=3&u=/nm/20050607/od_nm/italy_gay_dc

I think not, but possibly being Republican affects one's driving. For some reason, Ford Explorers with "W" stickers on the back are the stupidest drivers on the road, and its always some soccer mom with a GodDamn cell phone stuck to her head trying to escape the twelve kids she has in the back seat and her unfulfilled life via the cell phone. I think a lot of people vote Republican since its the popular thing to do.  I swear the soccer moms only talk about Desperate Housewives (I know, b/c I go to a lot of kids birthday parties and am in the know). There is a lesson in there. I've never seen it, b/c I'm not.

Comments

# re: Crayons @ Wednesday, June 08, 2005 11:04 AM

Well, here' in atlanta we're full of dumb ass mom's driving suburbans and hummers with the "Don't blame me I didn't vote for him." or the W with a line through it (like the no smoking signs).

This is doubly comical as these are eco-terrorists who voted against Bush.

BTW, I think a lot of people rail on people who vote Republican since it's the popular thing to do.

baal

# re: Crayons @ Wednesday, June 08, 2005 3:31 PM

I mean "dumb ass moms" not "dumb ass mom's".

baal

# re: Crayons @ Wednesday, June 08, 2005 11:44 PM

I'm a gay republican (well, more conservative-leaning republican-identifying these days, least I don't have the "Dean Scream Man" on my team... :P) and I drive just fine, missy. ;)

The Evil Randar

# re: Crayons @ Saturday, June 18, 2005 12:43 AM

Isn't being gay and republican mutually exclusive?

zule