I look like I've been in a fight and lost. My eyes don't hurt as much, but I look like shit.
People who eat apes:
http://www.gastronomica.org/pages/sample3.2.html
I realised that lobsters are actually some type of sea insect. Now I'm grossed out and won't eat one.
Food is a cultural preference.
I finally got my sectional couch clean. Yay! When we bought the couch, Zule measured incorrectly, and thought our living room was 16 feet transverse, instead of long. We were worried it would not fit. It can host four passed out adults at one time. Its very comfortable. We also have a couch termed "the ASS couch" in the basement. It is so comfortable, if you sit your ass on it, you stay, hence the nickname.