Disclaimers are everywhere. My favorite right now is the one on my kid's Cocoa Puff's box next to a shrek 2 iron-on decal on the back:
Caution: This activity involves using a hot iron. Only an adult should do this activity, be careful: cardboard transfer will still be hot. DO NOT IRON WHILE WEARING SHIRT.
litigious fucks. This has inspired me to project "Caution, Trains ARE Dangerous' on to the side of a moving train somehow at dusk and film it as an art film. It would suck, but so does most art.