Zule and I went to St. Martha's tonight. Here in Louisville, you will hear people talking names over the summer, like "St. Joe's" , "St. Pius'" of my favorite "St. Aggie's". People are referring to church picnics at different parishes. Unless they say "Mag" and that means the Magnolia Bar and Grill.
Louisville is a Catholic city, and there is nothing, I repeat nothing, more entertaining than a catholic church picnic. You can gamble, drink, smoke, etc. And there are elaborate contests between the parishes to master the Friday fish fry and make the most money. Just watch out though, most of the hotties are like fifteen. We had a lot of fun. I bought sweatone some tickets to the bouncy jump, but he got a bloody nose from some rambunctious four year old that body slammed him. O yeah, I've noticed Catholics are a prolific people. The same people who were showing off a new baby last year have a new 2005 model. I could not imagine having more than two kids. Much less two or three in diapers at the same time.
See y'all at St. Joes. (St. Joeseph's Orphans Home Church Picnic) (Everyone goes to St. Joe's since it is not a parish, just a charity. Its totally be and be seen time, with beer. Bring your quarters bitches, its for the orphans).
Much love.