posted on Friday, July 22, 2005 8:53 AM by mexikali luchadoria

Zule's Awesome Scheme

Okay, so Zule wants to take out life insurance policies on fifty random healthy young people, and just wait. He figures there is  a probabilitiy one will die off soon. You know what? I'd never want to cross zule. He's real smart and stuff. Like if we got divorced or something, he'd let me keep the house, but make me move the entire building somewhere else.

I think I'm going to go to Babylon this weekend watch the bellydancers. I'm going to bring my zils, and let the baby dance along. I may even dance. Doubtful, I'm rather a fringedweller. But they have the best food there, ever.

 

 

Comments

# re: Zule's Awesome Scheme @ Friday, July 22, 2005 7:01 PM

You can't take life insurance policies on random people. You need to have some relationshop to them that would suffer upon their death (see Dead Peasants Insurance).

Plus it would cost you about $1000/month to pay the premiums assuming you only had 500k policies and the healthy people were in their 30s.

You're better off taking all the change out of each 7-11's take-a-penny cups.

baal

# re: Zule's Awesome Scheme @ Friday, July 22, 2005 9:35 PM

Thanks for pissing all over my party

zule

# re: Zule's Awesome Scheme @ Saturday, July 23, 2005 9:49 AM

Please make BAAL a moderator of this shithole, because that is the only way for me to show my love. Such the wetblanket, that one!

mexikali luchadoria