posted on Monday, July 25, 2005 9:51 AM by mexikali luchadoria

Story Telling

I went to story telling last nite and got drunk. I'm sure I was obnoxious, but since I dont recall the details, I'm unconcerned. I got a free glass of wine, and it was a fifth glass of wine and that was a bad call. Zule was like "youre stupid if you drink that".  He was right.

My little baby boy has a bad cough. He's such a sweetie pie. His grandparents found one of those hot wheels battery operated cars in the trash or something and fixed it up for him. So he tools around in a little monster truck. Maybe I should get him a teeny pair of balls to stick on the rear bumper? Has anyone else seen this? The truck balls phenomena? The first time I saw it, on the road near Nashville, I almost pissed myself laughing. God bless you, former confederate states, for your sense of "Git -R- Done"  humour.

     http://www.bullsballs.com/real/big/truck/balls3.html

Comments

# re: Story Telling @ Monday, July 25, 2005 11:03 AM

Didn't the French decide that automobiles were female? Someone needs to explain this to the rednecks, maybe they will start hanging vaginas instead.

zule

# re: Story Telling @ Tuesday, July 26, 2005 2:42 AM

It's hard to imagine Southern rednecks hanging those behind their ride....seems too "gay."

The Evil Randar