posted on Thursday, July 28, 2005 10:21 AM by mexikali luchadoria

Hooters/Bar Function

Tonight is my first function at the bar association. I'm sure it will be uber-ghey, but I'm oddly excited. It turns out, an old friend of mine for 14 years is going to the same law school in the same "year". (Lawyers separate themselves by year, forever, so even at 85 you are a certain "year" at a lawschool). In a way, I have no idea why I'm going to law school. I think its just the only thing I would be good at (being a lawyer). If you've ever watched "Finding Nemo", I am exactly like the fish "Dorrie" in personality...so we'll see how this transalates to professional life.

I need to clean my house. My kitchen floor is slightly less sticky than the le brea tar pits in los angeles. To my knowledge, there are no animals stuck to my kitchen floor though, although that may explain a certain smell that is eminating from therein.

Comments

# I worry about your eternal soul.. @ Friday, July 29, 2005 12:16 AM

If the law school experience changes you, I will hunt you down and use the wooden stake myself ala buffy on your jurisprudiced vamp self. No wonder the MJB's wear lilly white gloves to tea, to hide them from the sun. ;)

I still think you're too smart to become an attorney. That said, I still need to call you with tips on how to survive being a 1L. Have you read Grisham's book of that title yet, btw? It's pretty dead on..

The Evil Randar

# re: Hooters/Bar Function @ Saturday, July 30, 2005 7:11 PM

I thought scott turow wrote one l?

mexikali luchadoria