posted on Saturday, August 20, 2005 8:50 AM by mexikali luchadoria

my husband is a dick head

okay so zule and I have this 18 inch fake penis named Frank. (don't ask why we have it, its a long story and its a prank). Whenever someone passes out at our house, we traditionally set them up with frank and take pictures of them. Well, I was going through our pictures on our camera, and surely, last week, while I was snoozing, exhausted on our couch from law school, there are about four pictures of me with frank. mostly with frank pointed at my butt. In itself, I think the photos are funny, but I won't forgive Zule for taking pictures of my cellulite. Zule, you suck!

I've also noticed I eat french fries and popcorn really strangely. Instead of putting the items in my mouth, I stick my tongue out and kind of grab the item and then pull it in my mouth, like an anteater or that giger alien from Aliens. Luckily, I typically eat both popcorn and french fries in private.

 

I'm going to have to read all this dude's books. http://www.metroactive.com/papers/cruz/08.10.05/wilson-0532.html

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