Here is my morning in detail:
Wake at 6:15. Determine whether I can have 10 minutes of nookie with husband before day starts. Chances slim. Go back to semi-sleep.
6:30: Woken by daughter. She dreamt of aliens. Wanted to discuss with me. Told daughter, let me have five minutes.Go back to semi-sleep.
6:40: get out of bed. Dress. Look over at bed, see adorable little baby boy foot poking out from comforter. (child apparently turned aroun in sleep and all that was visible was adorable foot flexing while dreaming).
7:00: take beatiful daughter to school. Listen to gorillaz on repeat. Drink coffee.
7:45: go to gym. Notice perky asses of all incoming freshmen, male and female. Lament misspent youth. Verify weight is 128.5. Realize this is not fighting weight. Vow to lay off McDonalds and beer.
8:30: squirrel throws acorn not once, but twice at head while walking under tree on campus. Avoid one acorn, get pelted with other. Territorial little fucks, squirrels.
9:00 to 10:20: work on stuff:
10:30 to 2:20: Go to school.
Aren't you jealous?