So last night I was getting ready to go out, and we don't have a full length mirror. I could not find my preferred shoes, which I knew intuitively, would match my outfit, instead, I got my second pair of shoes. To determine if the whole look worked with the non-preferred shoes, I climbed up on the bathtub to use the vanity mirror as a full length mirror, which I can only do from an elevated height. Stupidly, I grabbed hold of the shower curtain to balance myself (I was wearing heels on the edge of a wet bathtub). BAM, the shower curtain came down and whacked me in the head. Hard. Falling under my own weight I crumpled to the floor and then went into the living room once I was able to walk. Zule said he would have felt sorry for me, if I had not been so retarded.