How about that picture Zule put on the front page? sharpei dogs do look like penises. Good call. I had a massive crush on David Hasselhof for like three years, when I was eight. Of course it was all tame, like we got married in my fantasies because I was not all warped (yet). The kit car was decorated with streaming wedding cans and "Best of Luck" messages in my dreams when we rode away into the sunset and into the famous "knight rider semi".
Sometimes I think that Zule just changes the pictures to fuck with me, but more likely he is doing it to fuck with you, the gentle reader.
Lately, nothing has been going on, except huge arguments with my toddler about who gets to flush the potty and some rigamarole my daughter came up with about a urine sample she had given "exploding". I'm glad Zule had to deal with the latter. How can a urine sample "explode"? Pop Rocks and fertilizer explode, not piss. I have no idea what it was about. Kids will keep you on your toes.