1) on Thursday, I went to PF Changs to a friend's birthday. We were all outside in the rain smoking, and some Barbara Bush looking bitch pushed me out of the way to get into the restaurant. Not the hot twin Barbara Bush, the old one. I was just surprised. At first I thought it was my friend Charlie clowning, but it was actually just a cantankerous old person. It made me laugh.
2) I went to MSL last night and had a blast. I left at midnight so I'm sure exciting things happened after I left, but I had fun while I was there. I worked the door for an hour. The reason this is ironic, is b/c the bar MSL used to be a different bar, from which, when I was underaged, I'd get kicked out of constantly. This was in the days before photoshop, so my id's were really really bad. Plus, all the bouncers knew me anyway and how old I was, so they'd be like "okay, you're out of here, drunk ass, you and your drunk friend too." (In reference to my then friend Tobi, who was walking trouble while drunk). So last night I was checking id's and I started to giggle, b/c its so full circle. Plus I can't add in my head, so I was like, born in 1982, nice try ass hat! (Then I realized they were in fact 23 and I'm just old). :)
On a local community website, someone sent me this message today:
"hey i work for a websute seeking hotmature moms you interested? "
Resounding NO, motherfucker.