posted on Sunday, October 23, 2005 6:29 PM by mexikali luchadoria

Never Have Guests Over When You Have Kids

So my friend Gary came over for technical advice. Not from me, doh. I did not expect anyone to come in the house just use the garage, so I figured I was "home free".

Anyhow, about ten o'clock, Sweatone said "I poop in pottie mommie". And well, let's just say he "jumped the gun".

Poop everywhere, like a chimp. As I'm trying to get his poopie pants and pullup into the trash, I heard sweatone saying "I shave mommie". I ran back in, and he was trying to shave his armpits with his dad's safety razor. I screamed. I took the razor away, and ran some bathwater.  Sweatone is sitting there depantsed, I'm trying to get him cleaned up and of course Gary and Zule, for the first time that evening, come into the house. After I got Sweatone clean, we all went into the living room. We dressed Sweatone in his monkey costume (which is freaking adorable), but then, he rubbed his nose all over it. By the end of the evening, I'm convinced Gary thinks my kids are maniacal poop throwing chimps.

 

Comments

# re: Never Have Guests Over When You Have Kids @ Monday, October 24, 2005 11:55 PM

What's wrong with poop throwing chimps?

MrQuick