I'm Retarded
Yesterday, when I was reaching for my cigarettes in my back pack, I accidentally grabbed an open tube of lipstick. Not thinking about it, I threw it back in my backpack and found my smokes. Then, absent mindedly, I ran my hand through my hair. Then, everyone was giving me weird looks for a while, but that is nothing new. I saw myself in the mirror, and it looked like I had a bloody gash along my hairline. I screamed, b/c I thought I was bleeding. My friend Charlie explained that he had seen the whole thing transpire and it was only lipstick.