I was laying on the floor on my back, and dbot came over and pressed a peice of tissue paper on my forehead. I said "what are you doing?" She starts rubbing over the paper with a crayon. I said "what are you doing?"
"Mom, I'm making a rubbing of your forehead wrinkles, if it worked for tree bark, it will work for your wrinkles."
Damn that's cold. I'm kind of proud she's that vicious. Really.