Kentucky launches a full out assault on its gentle people each spring. One day, there is ice on your car. The next day, the grass is two feet tall.
On a good note, I can make the kids go outside and play. I also go outside and play, I like the outdoors. Unfortunately, I'm one of those people that get eaten alive by mosquitos, so I really only have april and may to play outside.
Our neighbors down the street have a full garden scale train set up in their yard. I've been taking sweatone to the trains each day, and the dude that runs it is so cool. The train has lollipops in it so that the kids can grab a lollipop from the train as it passes. (NO ITS NOT A JOHN WAYNE GACY MOVE, FUCK YOURE FILTHY MINDS) Total zoning violation I'm certain, but the City of St. Matthews would have firebombings if they ever made the dude get rid of the permanent train set up in the front yard. After all, what could all we stressed out parents do with our kids at seven p.m. before evening t.v. comes on?