I'm completely overwhelmed. I'm trying to get my house tidy b/c in about a month, I expect to be in Vegas, while contractors tear the shit out of my house and make it over. As of right now, I cannot find anything. Zule and I have got to be, hands down, the most unorganized people on the planet. Which is ironic, b/c both of us are very good at taking issues, organizing them and generating results. He's a software developper, I'm a law student.
But for god's sake, I could not even begin to hire someone to organize my house. I think they'd faint. So far today, I've found a bunch of crap and been like "whoa, I forgot I had that".
I don't want a homearama house, I'm not up on that. I just want a house that I can occasionally invite guests into without giving them panic attacks. My sister literally has panic attacks at my house b/c of the amount of stuff that's just randomly there.
Phillip K. Dick wrote about the phenomena we have in our house, he called it kipple. Its very accurate. I feel like I may have to go live on the moon, to escape its burdensome mass, and gets some replicants to help my ass clean.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kipple