Okay, in an irony only appreciated by the gods, Zule and I were selected as a Nielsen Family regarding T.V. ratings.
http://www.nielsenmedia.com/nc/portal/site/Public/menuitem.55dc65b4a7d5adff3f65936147a062a0/?vgnextoid=bc0e47f8b5264010VgnVCM100000880a260aRCRD
Its not something you can volunteer for, we were selected, bitches. Zule was convinced it was a telemarketing scam, but no, we got four diaries, one for each of the t.v.s in our house, along with 15 dollars cash in the mail, after cooperating with a telephonic survey.
Zule and I watch very little t.v., at all. For a while, we had no t.v., but Dbot really likes to watch t.v. so we got one. I can't recall the last time the t.v. in our bedroom was on.
I'm sure the diary will reflect twenty-seven consecutive tivo recorded watches of Barney and Friends, one view of 24, LOST, Boston Legal, the Jon Stewart Show, and Bullshit.
Its taking all of my power not to watch Univision all day, just to give props to my lord and master, Don Francesco, of Sabado Gigante.