Okay, so I took the kids to River Falls Mall in Clarksville Indiana, so that they could play minigolf, but apparently, its been replaced by a massive place about fishing. It was filled with taxidermy. My kids were stunned into silence by the stunning display of a side of America they did not know existed. The best part was the "home decor" section.
Dbot looked at the couches and said "I'm trying to think of one nice thing to say, here".
We could not.