I've decided to list my top five pet peeves.
1) Emails that have the subject "Are you tired of pressing one for english? This is America, speak English!" First of all, they're written in english, so I don't think they're really reaching their intended audience. It would make more sense to say it in Spanish. D'oh. Secondly, I consider it ridiculous. I'm learning Spanish so that I can know what the hell is going on and communicate with people who may pay me money to sort out their legal issues.
2) Chicks that only hang out with less attractive chicks to make themselves appear hotter. This is retarded and men see your game. And trust me, if you are so stellar hot that having a collosal attitude is warranted, you would be in Los Angeles, not Kentucky. So, if you are in Kentucky, and you think you are really hot b/c myspace has given you an inflated sense of self worth, I suggest that you visit Pacific Beach in San Diego during the summer. You will note true extraordinary hotness.
3) Parents who are douches at Little League games. Look to said parents, your kid is not that special. Yelling at him in front of his entire peer set is not going to solve the problem. Its demeaning and you suck. All the other parents think you are a douche and feel sorry for your kid. Even the fact that you buy the kid a lot of Christmas presents because you are middle class is not going to make up for the fact you are a douche. You will die alone in a nursing home.
4) My cat, and his litter pan.
5) People who add drinks to someone's tab and then play coy about it. Zule had to face this phenom the last time he was in Vegas at the bar "Forty-Deuce". Luckily, Zule has no problem resolving issues.