I drive an SUV. Its fully a mom car. I have french fries in there that are petrified. As are the expressions of individuals who are not used to riding in it when they get inside.
Anyway, if I want my son to take a nap, I have to put him in his car seat and take him somewhere. Eventually, if it is near 2 p.m. he will do so. But, I have to make sure he's fully asleep before stopping the vehicle or he'll pop up like a meerkat. So, I usually circle my block a few times, burn up some gasoline and make sure there is no movement from the car seat. I happened to think though, that all my neighbors think I'm circling the neighborhood looking for things to steal. This is what my neighbors think about everyone. Any unidentified car that drives down my street immediately gets a good glance over from the mom's brigade.
Don't even get me started on the wild rumours that circulate about the ice cream men.