So Zule was at target, early Tuesday. He saw people in redshirts grouped around a middle-management fellow, so he eavesdropped. Apparently, it went something like this during what was apparently a Target "staff meeting".
Manager *holding up booklet*: Lets review what to do. Its says right here, in appendix C what to do in event of a bioterrorism attack within the store.
It was dead serious.
I cannot believe that. If there is a bioterrorism attack at Target, run the fuck away.
It was all Zule could do to not throw a white powdered substance on the ground.