So Zuul and I went to dinner. We went to Havana Rumba. One table over was a nervous couple on apparently their first or second date. So, Zuul and I were just being ourselves, which usually involves discussions of topics like
1) Thank God for strippers
2) Who got abducted from Hikes Point in 1987?
3) Yes, my parents left me in the car when they went on errands.
We both noticed, the couple was all up in our conversation, so we gave them the best performance EVER.
Zuul and I launched a fake argument about who was more popular in high school. And then, as if the blessings never ceased, my friend Brent called right then on the cell phone and allowed me to make the following statement:
"Okay, then Brent, I will talk to you soon. I'm on a date with Zuul, but were arguing right now b/c we want to decide who was more popular in high school."
The table next to us could not hold it in after this, they literally busted out laughing.
Zuul and I are in our thirties, our popularity in high school is not really at issue.