Okay, so the remodel is going to be costly and protracted, like orthodontics. I cried last nite for a few minutes thinking of the enormity of the situation. Then I remembered people are dying and shit, so I stopped feeling sorry for myself. After I went back to sleep, Sweatone had a huge nosebleed, and I dealt with the intial phase of the nose bleed and zule dealt with the rest of it.
On a side note, BAAL et al are rascals. Apparently, they were driving through the gay section of Atlanta and found a website with the perfect birthday gift for me. BAAL and Dbot kept AIMing me asking me "did I get my calendar yet?". I figured it was a lawyer joke calendar or something. Well, yesterday it came. I opened the package and screamed. Zule was in the basement so he yelled "Are you hurt?"
It is from http://www.rundu.com/
It is filled with pictures of nearly nude men in sweaty poses, covering their penises with lace cloth and stuff. The last page of the calendar is the best. It lists other Rundu products and information. Including such things as:
Do you have WET DREAMS? Wetdreams, a beautiful hardcover coffee table book packed full of nude, yet tasteful images of black men photograped by Rundu is available at a bookstore near [supposed to say you] or on our website, www.rundu.com. Get yours today! Great gift idea!
Then at the bottom it says "This calendar is dedicated in memory to my Mother, Verdie Staggers."