Garbage Dude
There is a dude that works at the Chevron next to my office. We call him "trash guy". We were first alerted to his presence by our landlord. She informed us that "sometimes that one dude takes some trash from the dumpsters". Nope its pathological. I shit you not. ALL OUR TRASH BELONG TO HIM. He takes it all. I know he's eyeing the inside of my car, b/c its filled with trash. B/c I'm kind of trashy.
And btw, City Slicker Magazine, FUCK YOU until further notice.