My cat is a genius. Two days ago Dbot told me that locking the screen doors against the cat was irrelevant, but I just was like "Whatever". No, seriously, my cat walks up to the screen doors and just unlocks them. My father in law told me. Tell me that's not a genius cat.
Dbot has a 4.0 in school. I was a terror in 7th grade. So I'm a horrible parent. Yesterday, neither Zule nor me picked her up from her after-school activity and got an irate call from her 30 minutes later.
Tonite, I made a curry that kicked ass, but it ended up on the floor. We ate KFC.