Haunted House
I'm extremely pleased with the direction our house is taking for the upcoming Halloween. Zule and I and the kids are determined to scare the living shit out of our neighbors. So far, we've used a lot of ingenuity to make realistic looking horrific crap, by improvising with latex, rubber cement, wig forms, etc. We have recruited cast members from family and friends, and all was looking well, but there was one thing holding us back. Realistic hearts. Don't ask, but this is critical. Any how, I got a big idea. I thought to myself, pig hearts, that's the key.
Initially, I was met with resistance by the processing plant, but due to my silver tongue, I've managed to procure 30 pounds of hearts, eyes and guts, all cleaned up and *shudder* you could eat them if you wanted, b/c the processor is doing some extra stuff to them to be cool. I have to say I am proud that the power of eloquent persuasion that I use in advocacy has yeilded such concrete and gorgeous results. On a side note, I think I'm really starting to freak some of my friends out with my disgusting plans.