I have enormous bird drama. Last nite, I was asleep and I heard a rap rapping at my window. I briefly thought of Poe and fell back asleep. The spectral does not really phase me that badly. Any way, I wake up at 8:30. The tapping is still going on. I see my cat looking at the window. My cat is a stone cold bird killah, b/c he rolls like that. So, I open my blinds. There is a bird trapped between the two panes of my bedroom window. I screamed, b/c birds freak me out. Its like the way most people feel about reptiles, I feel about birds. They're just way sentient. Any way, I am kind of insane, but I've learned to realize that and to take a step back before implementing any plan. I'm results oriented, but I have a huge difficulty in developing a logical process to obtain the result. My first thought was to climb a ladder and break the window with a hammer. I recognized this was not a good coping way to deal with the issue. Then I thought, I should call the fire department. No, probably not a good call. So, I called my father in law to come deal with it. And he had the presence of mind given that the entire call was me saying "BIRD BIRD", to tell me to put a towel over the top of the inside part of the window so it did not get loose in the house. That would have been the death of me if the bird was lose in the house. I expect he will get the bird out. The freakiest part is the bird's spouse is sitting right next to the trapped bird and pecking futilely at the pane to free its love. I can't just let the creature die.
Oh and someone thought Dbot was a dude at church yesterday. Poor thing. She looks nothing like a boy unless you think Hanson looks like boys.