Admiral
Sweatone is the Admiral and Dbot is the general. Case in point:
I set my alarm for 6:30 a.m. (not BCE baal) to wake up and take Dbot to
school. Okay, so I overslept. I then woke up at 7 a.m. and went
downstairs to see what was going on. Dbot was still asleep. Zule said
she was sick, but I knew this was not the case. Somehow, she'd heard
voices at 4 a.m. while dreaming and therefore was in no condition to go
to school. Except, I made her get ready. I blow dried her hair, and
flatironed it and took her to school. Well then, school let out early
and b/c I rock, I went to the busstop to pick her up so she would not
be cold walking home. She gave me the one minute sign from a
distance after she got off the bus and then proceeded to get in a snow
ball fight. Some how, one of her adversaries had stabbed at them with
an icesicle and it was war.
Later, Sweatone got to use our new urinal first. He has no concept he
is the low dog on the totem pole. He thinks he is the admiral.
I got a new haircut. That is really all that happened today.