Wedding Ring
Baal, a flatiron is a device to make one's hair flat. It looks like
tongs, but the edges heat up and one pulls their hair through it.
Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
I wish I could be surprised.
I was more surprised at the following. After my constitutional law
class, I was standing outside, and this guy Josh comes up and says
"Will you marry me?" and hands me a ring. It was my wedding ring. Which
is strange because I never take it off. Apparently my fingers are
getting thin.