300
Zule and I snuck away from the family to go see 300. Prior to going in,
we decided to eat somewhere and for convenience, we ate at "#1 Asian
Buffet" at the Mid City Mall. It was my decision, I was lured in
by the name. Let me tell you, it is not #1 unless it is opposite day.
The only food that was left was the shit that no one wants to eat. Like
"Salt and Pepper Frog Legs". I almost ate one to say I had,
but then I realized later, I'd think about what I'd eaten and get
sick. The most disturbing display was a pile of crayfish that
looked exactly like a scene from Dachau. Off to the left, there
was a scout troup arguing with the buffet chick over the cost, b/c they
did not have enough money.
The entire time Zule is using a fake chinese accent and saying "number 1 buffet".
We then went to see 300. It was okay. Afterwards I thought of a
spoof in my head detailing the birth and early training of an IT help
desk employee, whereby instead of death training at 7 they are given a
gameboy. That kept me occupied for ten minutes.