Sunday
To answer your question EvilRandar, I've always wanted to be the
Cleaver mom, I just lacked the ability to really pull it off. Luckily,
I've been studying how other people do stuff and have become quite
handy in the home economics department. In 7th grade, I failed
home ec. I considered it pointless. Little did I know all that
shit is the underpining of a happy and productive household.
I woke up yesterday at 7 ish, because the cat was standing on my head
crying. I fed the cat, made some coffee, and sat around for a little
bit. Then, I worked in the yard for three hours and got a red neck from
the sun. Sweatone made a book about the easter bunny and Dbot sat
around with her best friend. I then clipped about 15 dollars
worth of coupons, including a five dollar off coupon at shoe carnival.
Then, I took the kids to the movies. Dbot and her best friend went and
saw blades of glory, and Sweatone and I watched the 3D version of Meet
the Robinsons. To watch this movie, you have to put on these
glasses. Sweatone put them on and he looked like a little Elton John.
He sat there stunned during the movie and did not wiggle at all or
talk, which is surprising. It was really cute to watch him reach out to
try to touch the things that the 3 D rendering apparently thrust
out. Then we went to shoe carnival, where Dbot tried to convince
me to buy her 4 inch hooker shoes. That did not fly. Later
that evening, I went to Storytelling at Molly Malone's, which was fun,
but I had to leave at 10, b/c of my early class this morning. I
gave my friend Mel the five dollar coupon, b/c I don't forsee needing
it at shoe carnival presently.