Nails
So I went and got my nails done today. I have no idea why, but
every wierdo from the St. Matthews area was in there getting their
nails done (wait! I was there :) ) Anyway, there was this one old woman
that was there getting her nails done, and she had a broken arm.
She also had a problem with her nails, in that the acrylic had gotten
knocked off during her fall and took half the actual nail with
her. The nail techs were buzzing around trying to get her all
situated and at one point for no apparent reason, she pulled out
lipstick and started putting lipstick on. Which is a normal thing to
do, however, from my profile viewing angle, the lipstick application
looked wierd. The lipstick pushed her lip in really freakily far.
Then, when she did that lipstick think whereby women rub their lips
together and then smile to see the results, I realized she had no upper
teeth. It was really strange. I swear after that I'm flossing more
regularly.