capo di kitty capo
I think my cat is calling in hits on neighborhood cats. Reason:
my cat is a mainly indoor cat but he's allowed on the deck sometimes.
Other than that, he's locked in. During the day, various smaller
cats come to the deck and communicate with Mister Kitty from behind the
sun room glass doors. For all the world it looks like someone visiting
someone in prison.
Mister Kitty: Don't forget, these communications are watched meow.
Other cat: Yes, boss.
Mister Kitty: Fluffy on Plymouth needs an attitude adjustment, he's
skimming from the meow mix syndicate and some birds have moved in on
the territory here.
Other cat: Say no more.
Mister Kitty: Ciao Meow.