Red Lobster
We decided to go as a family to Red Lobster for dinner, and it was out
of control. First of all, it took a while to get a table. Then,
it took eighty two years to get our Cheddar Bay biscuits. Cheddar
Bay biscuits are the only reason we even eat there. Finally, our
salad courses come. Zule's is missing. Well, actually, it was brought
out but for some reason the server returned it to the kitchen and when
it came back, it had ranch dressing and not his french dressing.
Another hour later, our meals come out. My broccoli was so cold
that I could have used it as an ice cube in my drink. Dbot's food
was completely missing, and Zule's and the baby's were okay.
Finally, they bring Dbot "her order", which was the popcorn
shrimp. Zule had the same thing and he had twice as much
shrimp. Dbot's shrimp were dumped over her fries, apparently to
make the pile look more substantial. I told her "See those
shrimp, those are from other people's plates". We got done eating
and as we were leaving we saw the tallest drag queen I've ever seen. As
we get out the door, Dbot just busts singing "Put on some makeup...
turn on the eight track, take the wig down off the shelf..."
Perfect.