August 2007 - Posts
Some people are too stupid to have a cell phone. I am one of those people. Over the years, I've lost five cell phones. Well, I lost my cell phone again. Oddly, someone has it and is randomly calling zule and my mom, but not leaving a message. Very strange. It is bullshit like this that people should realize makes Zule an actual saint in putting up with me. Also, three weeks ago, I think I threw out my student loan payment thinking it was a credit card offer. Anyway, I still don't have the check. Getting that shit reissued is like pulling teeth out of a chicken. I really need to focus better on shit.
I'm here with the kids while zule is in san diego for a bachelor party. I'm certain that the kids will be the death of me. To keep them occupied, I let them pull up songs on youtube and have a dance party.
There were about 6 kids dancing to barbie girl by aqua when the lamp fell over and broke from the loudness of the song and the dancing stomps.
Way to party kids.
I took the kids to play galaxy golf at the Lazer Blaze and it was totally fun, except Dbot kept hitting the putt putt golf ball in the air and ricocheting it in a deadly manner. I was nearly brained. Later, she hit the ball straight up and it almost brained Sweetone.
My favorite word is Damn. I use it all the time. If someone does something particularly noteworthy, I'm known for dragging it out to three syllables. "DAA YUUU MMMM"
Anyway, we dropped Sweetone of with Zule's parents so we could go out to dinner and apparently, he said "Dammit" about three times. We get back, and he says "Damn" about three times right in front of us.
Zule and I jump into action and threaten to wash his mouth out with soap.
His tiny baby eyes fill with tears and in an ass-save best left to advanced trial practice, the little dude says "I am talking about a place where a beaver lives".
Who could punish that? Seriously. Best save ever.