Things I did not say at my cousin's babyshower.
1. tanning bed much?
2. Better luck retaining custody from the state with this baby.
3. I don't want to play the clothespin game.
4. Yes, I brought my son, a male, to this sacred ritual.
5. Yes, he's very happy that he won a floral arrangement (pink) as a door prize.
6. Yes, he's probably gay.