Internship
Everyone asked why I was doing a tax externship. Because I get to litigate me some bitches, myself, in Federal Court. I had a trial last Monday, and did not faint. That was good. Plus the judge framed his own legal issue and then all I had to say was "unconditional release" but I said "unconditioner release" and that seemed sufficient.
Further, I've been defending myself against sudanese and amish people. That's awesome.
IRS is love.