speculum
So, I went to my yearly physical today. Except in my case, its been four years, b/c I'm lazy and degenerate. I'm in the dog house with my gynecologist for my sedentary, smoking, drinking, stressed out lifestyle. Anyhoo, when the time came for the whole "insert foreign body" into mine, I look and the speculum has a wierd tube on it. So I say "why does it have a tube on it?" And my doctor shows me, its the cord to turn the light on. What light you ask? Why the entire speculum, with its strange beak, is a fiber optic light up speculum. It looked like a glowing duck. I said "hey, that's one of the top ten puppets you won't see on sesame street."