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http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/marthadiary.html
November 25, 2004
Dear Friends,
Here in prison we only earn about 15 cents per hour for our work detail, which is just fine because money is pretty useless here. Everything in prison is done in trade. .Just the other day, I traded three candy bars for a pack of cigarettes, and since I don't smoke, I turned around and traded the cigarettes for something called a rimjob. I assume this has something to do with helping me clean the toilet bowl, which will be a great help, since I'm still on shitter patrol. See, there are so many benefits to not smoking!
Sincerely,
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Martha Stewart
Hellina Handbasket
"More cowbell"
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