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Prince Albert


mexikali luchadoria 05-27-2005, 8:20 AM

Post your favorite dick piercing stories here. 

btw, the name "prince albert" is a misnomer. Edwardian penis piercings pierced only the foreskin, with a small ring, so that the penis could be gartered to the leg.

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zule 05-27-2005, 9:36 AM
My favorite was the guy who worked for MM in LA. He was drunk at a club one night and zipped up a little too quick. I think the reaction was "We have a bleeder!!!!" That was the last of his cock piercing. Ouch.

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baal 05-27-2005, 10:38 PM
Isn't prince albert in a can?

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baal 05-27-2005, 10:44 PM
It's just a myth anyway. No one has any evidence of any penis piercings. Like medieval urban legends and stuff.

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mexikali luchadoria 05-28-2005, 10:23 AM
I don't want proof. that shit scares mother.

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Hellina Handbasket 05-30-2005, 2:57 PM

You had to go there, didn't you?

And I had to respond.

Yes, we all know there really are piercings. Ex has a "Jacob's Ladder", with a really memorable infection story to go along. If you're truly fascinated, please go here for further fun!

http://www.bodyjewelleryshop.co.uk/body_piercing_information/genital_piercings.cfm

I'm still waiting for the afterschool special warning kids away. In my day, getting wild was piercing your own ears with safety pins drinking Molson Golden while listening to the "Circle Jerks". Good times.


Hellina Handbasket
"More cowbell"

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mexikali luchadoria 06-09-2005, 10:06 AM
the circle jerks rocked as a band, and had a great name too. Now the kids call that kind of stuff "bukkake"

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trikky 06-29-2005, 10:05 AM
I am having my wedding ring melted down and turned into a prince albert.

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baal 06-29-2005, 10:24 AM

Oh I know they exist (as I have a double prince albert and a butt piercing), but they didn't exist back in ye olden tymes.

It was hard getting the camera back there but I asked my priest to help me out:

http://encyc.bmezine.com/encyc/encyc00009-2.jpg

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